"No Swipes" surfaced today on WesACB, the dank internet underbelly of the Wesleyan consciousness, and proved immediately divisive. Initial reactions to the Bon Appétit-themed cover of "No Type" ranged from "scik video guys" and "Who's on the first verse? I'm tryna fuc" to "this video was so bad that even isis thinks it is torture." Whatever you think, there's no doubt that this one's a banger. Ryan Breen ('17) and Jesse Cohen ('17) have some incredibly intentional performances, and the beat is fire (ironic drum fills and all). "No Swipes" may even have some poignant cultural commentary... on swipes, or turkey burgers. But seriously, what are points?